Birthday

The Fact That My Entire Body Cracks Like A Glowstick Whenever I Move Yet Refuses To Actually Glow Is Very Disappointing - Removable Patch

I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better - Removable Patch

Adulthood Is Like Looking Both Ways Before You Cross The Street And Then Getting Hit By An Airplane - Removable Patch

Adulthood Is Straight Up The Worst Hood I've Ever Lived In - Removable Patch

One Minute You're Young And Fun. And The Next, You're Turning Down The Stereo In Your Car To See Better. - Removable Patch

Turns Out You Can Just Buy A Birthday Cake Anytime And Eat It Yourself. Nobody Checks. - Removable Patch

I'm Old Enough To Remember The Very First TED Talk. It Was Most Excellent. - Removable Patch

I Don't Get Older I Just Level Up - Black and White - Removable Patch

When I Was Your Age, Pluto Was A Planet - Removable Patch

It's My Birthday Month - Removable Patch

I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer - Removable Patch

Holy !@#$ I'm Old - Removable Patches

I'm The Birthday Boy - Removable Patch

When I Was Your Age I Had To Walk 10 Feet Through Shag Carpet To Change The TV Channel For My Mom - Removable Patch

I'm Not Old. I'm Classic. - Text - Removable Patch

Made In Custom Year Limited Edt. - Removable Patches

My Favorite Childhood Memory Is Not Having To Decide What To Cook For Dinner Every Single Day. - Removable Patch

I AM 39+1 - Middle Finger - Removable Patch

Just Here For The Cake - Removable Patch

Openly Gray - Removable Patch

Life Of The Party - White - Removable Patch

Best Childhood Memory. Falling Asleep On The Couch And Waking Up In The Bed. I Miss Teleporting. It Never Happens To Me Anymore. - Removable Patch

Gamers Don't Die They Respawn - Removable Patch

I'm Not Old I'm Well Seasoned - Removable Patch

I'm Not Old I'm Classic - Car - Removable Patch

Life Of The Party - Removable Patch

I'm The Birthday Girl - Removable Patch

Birthday Girl - Removable Patch

My Favorite Child Gave Me This Patch - Removable Patch