PUNNY / SARCASM PATCHES

I Play With Saws - Removable Patch

I'm Ride Or Die Until About 9pm - Removable Patch

I'm Billing You For This Conversation - Removable Patch

Blink If You Want Me - Removable Patch

Real Men Smell Like Barbecue - Removable Patch

I'm Only Here To Establish My Alibi - Removable Patch

I Rub My Meat While Thinking Of Big Racks - Removable Patch

Ribertarian - Removable Patch

I Would Lose Weight But I Hate Losing - Removable Patch

Happy Camper - Removable Patch

Warning - Beware Of Wife - Husband Is Cool - Removable Patch

Success Starts With Discipline - Removable Patch

Bacon Is 73% Fat, And Very Salty. Me Too Bacon, Meee Too. - Removable Patch

I'm Silently Judging Your Welds - Removable Patch

I Welded - It Helded - Removable Patch

I Put The Hot In Psychotic - Removable Patch

It's Not A Party Until The Wiener Comes Out - Removable Patch

Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History - Removable Patch

Cheers Bitches - Removable Patch

Ha Ha Ha, No. - Patch

The Grill Sergeant - Removable Patch

Me? Weird? Always. - Removable Patch

SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM - Removable Patch

I Needa Stop Talkin To Myself That MF A Bad Influence - Removable Patch

Pork Rub - Removable Patch

There Is No Cloud. It's Just Someone Else's Computer - Removable Patch

Y'all Need Jesus - Patch

I Am Unable To Quit As I Am Currently Too Legit - Removable Patch

A 72-Hr Hold In A Psych Unit Is Beginning To Intrigue Me As A Potential Vacation Opportunity - Removable Patch

Yeet. - Removable Patch

How Strong Do You Like Your Coffee? I Want It To Show Up On A Drug Test - Removable Patch

Attempted Murder - Removable Patch

One Time We Saw Some Hookers But When We Got Closer, We Realized It Was Mötley Crüe. - James Hetfield - Removable Patch

I May Be Wrong But It's Highly Unlikely - Removable Patch

Everyone At Some Point Has Gambled On A Fart & Lost - Removable Patch

If The Bar Ain't Bending You're Just Pretending - Removable Patch

Whatever I'm Getting Tacos - Removable Patch

I'll Drink To That - Me To Everything - Removable Patch

If You Don't Drink Liquor For Breakfast On Vacation Don't Invite Me- Removable Patch

Running Sucks - Removable Patch

I Would Like To Apologize To Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient, I Will Get To You Shortly. - Removable Patch

It's All Fun And Games Until Someone Loses A Weiner - Removable Patch

I Have To Be Successful Because I Like Expensive Shit. - Removable Patch

You Are Entitled To You Opinion, But You Are Not Allowed To Tell Me What Mine Should Be. - Removable Patch

I Don't Get Older I Just Level Up - Black and White - Removable Patch

No Photos Please - Black Background - Removable Patch