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"Are You Free Tomorrow?" "No, I'm Expensive Everyday" - Removable Patch

"I Hate Archery" - Said No One Ever. - Removable Patch

"I Never Said That Shit" - Confucious - Removable Patch

*Rolls Eyes* - Removable Patch

0% Irish 100% Drunk - Green - Removable Patch

0% Irish 100% Drunk - White - Removable Patch

1-Star Cooking - Removable Patch

100% Irish (ish) - Removable Patch

1776 - ESTABLISHED USA - Removable Patch

1998 - Don't Get Into Stranger's Cars • Don't Meet People From The Internet 2017 • Literally Summons Strangers From The Internet To Get Into Their Car - Removable Patch

2020 Dumpster Fire - Removable Patch

2020 Worst Year Yet. Would Not Recommend. - Removable Patch

2021 Dumpster Fire - Removable Patch

2022 The Year Where Smoking Grass Is Cheaper Than Cutting It - Removable Patch

2099 Called - You're Dead And You Wasted Your Life - Removable Patch

2nd Street Stand - Hermosa Beach, California - Patch

3 Leaf Clover - US Flag - Patch

3 Up 3 Down

3rd Best In The Midwest - Removable Patch

4 Leaf Clover - US Flag - Patch

5th Grade Dodgeball Champion - Removable Patch

80's Flamingo - Removable Patch

= > ÷ - Removable Patch

@%$#! - Removable Patch

A 72-Hr Hold In A Psych Unit Is Beginning To Intrigue Me As A Potential Vacation Opportunity - Removable Patch

A Bad Day Of Cornhole Is Still A Good Day Of Drinking - Removable Patch

A Black Belt Is A White Belt Who Never Quit - Removable Patch

A Co-Worker Said To Me, "Could You Be Anymore Annoying?" So The Next Day I Wore Tap Shoes To Work. - Removable Patch

A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste - Removable Patch

A Dude Told Me I Look Like A Man. I Told Him, If He Lifted Like Me, He Could Too. - Removable Patch

A Fool Sees Another Mans Downfall As A Topic Of Discussion. A Wise Man Sees It As A Warning To Himself.- Removable Patch

A Good Coach Can Change A Game, A Great Coach Can Change A Life. - Removable Patch

A Good Place To Put Your Opinions About Me And My Life, Is Up Your Ass. - Removable Patch

A Little Bit Dramatic - Removable Patch

A Little Hippie A Little Hood - Removable Patch

A Man Walks Into A Bar - Removable Patch

A Negative Mind Will Never Give You A Positive Life. - Removable Patch

A Perfect Metaphor For My Life Would Be "Someone Trying To Stand Up In A Hammock" - Removable Patch

A Sea Of Whiskey Couldn't Intoxicate Me As Much As A Drop Of You - Removable Patch

A Very Special Episode - Removable Patch

A Waffle Is Just A More Considerate Pancake. It's Like Here, Let Me Hold That Syrup For You, In These Convenient Boxes - Removable Patch

A Winner Is Just A Loser, Who Tried One More Time. - Removable Patch

A Wise Doctor Once Wrote - Removable Patch

A Wise Man Once Said, "Bees Don't Waste Their Time Explaining To Flies That Honey Is Better Than Shit." Read That Again. - Removable Patch

A Wise Person Once Told Me, "Let People Do What They Wanna Do, So You See What They'd Rather Do." That'll Answer All The Questions You Have - Removable Patch